Από καιρό ήθελα να ρίξω ένα γερό δούλεμα σε όλους αυτούς τους αληταράδες που γεμίζουν το email μας με spam για δήθεν λεφτά που θέλουν να μάς χαρίσουν. Την ιδανική ευκαιρία μού την έδωσε ο αξιότιμος κύριος Mr Zongo Usman, από την Ουαγκαντούγκου λέει της Μπουρκίνα Φάσο (αν και το email προέρχεται εμφανέστατα από το γαλλικό MSN).
Ακολουθεί το ΕΜΠΙΣΤΕΥΤΙΚΟ του γράμμα προς την αφεντιά μου και η ΕΜΠΙΣΤΕΥΤΙΚΗ μου απάντηση. Ανταπάντηση δεν υπήρξε, προφανώς ο κακομοίρης ακόμα τρέχει....
I am Mr.ZONGO USMAN,a minner working with the federal ministry of
natural resources of my country.Life in the mines is quite a dangerious one
as some of us sometimes die in the mines while the government and its cohorts
enjoy the proceeds at the expense of our lives.
To this effect therefore,some of us who have the mind have decided to
steal 250 kilos of 22 karat gold(both gold bars and alluvial gold dust
available) Sell it and run to foreign countries with our families.The
price of the gold is $4000 per kilo.
Considering the secracy involved in this kind of deal,we are scared to
contact anyhow person.But,we have contacted you with the hope that you
will keep the secrecy at the sametime assist us to either sell the gold
buy it from us. This is our last opportunity and we are not ready to
you are serious and ready to buy from us or assist us in getting
buyers. kindly show your interest by replying this mail to this mail id
or its alternative as shown below. For security reasons we will at this
time communicate via e-mail considering the security reasons involved
we know actually that you are with us then we will give you a contact
We have to inform you that some top officials of the mines are involved
and will assist to produce all necessary documents which will back up
the gold as one that has legally and directly bought from the
ministry of gold and natural resources. This therefore makes this a
Get back to us as quickly as possible so that we will move the gold out
in alluvial dust or bars depending of the one that you will need.
Waiting to hearing from you soon.
Burkina Faso West Africa
Η ΑΠΑΝΤΗΣΗ ΤΟΥ ΜΑΥΡΟΥ ΓΑΤΟΥ
Dear Mister "Zongo".
I am just wondering on your unbeleivable audacity: First of all, how did you manage to find my personal email, and most important, how could you possibly dare to make such an indecent proposal to me, a Major of the Greenik Police, and chief of the Anti- Internet Crime Squadron.
As you very well know, theft is a crime AND a sin. Therefore, not only am I not willing to assist you in your fellony, but being a proud and honest Greenk policeman, I have already promoted your case to the Greenik authorities, as well as to the Interpol and the CIA, services we are very closely collaborating with. Using the highly sophisticated equipment of the Echelon System, your IP and internet activities have already been registerd, and we are already very close to your real name and to your exact location. You have no chance to escape, so please don't bother to even try.
You will hear from us soon...
Mavros Gatos (MJ)
Anti-Internet Crime Squadron