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Such was my offence: I did jump a fence

T'was a fence too high- That, I can't deny

And the Jury says, "Where's your penitence?"

And the Judges say, "Nick til you decay!

Since you jumped a fence, there is no defence!"

Now, behind the bars, I don't shed no tears

In the gloomy clink, wide my eyes blink:

"Holy fence I jumped! Jolly, what a crank!" 

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