Such was my offence: I did jump a fence
T'was a fence too high- That, I can't deny
And the Jury says, "Where's your penitence?"
And the Judges say, "Nick til you decay!
Since you jumped a fence, there is no defence!"
Now, behind the bars, I don't shed no tears
In the gloomy clink, wide my eyes blink:
"Holy fence I jumped! Jolly, what a crank!"